dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.


tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL
"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."Isaac Asimov (via observando)

ne0nicecream:

this is haphazardly swimming around at sand harbor in lake tahoe - i forgot goggles so to see underwater I had to gaze through the eyepiece of the housing - a very vulnerable and disconcerting feeling. all the boulders beneath (which are sheer granite) felt like ominous lake monsters flocking beneath me
ne0nicecream

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck


nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…


"I’ve stopped drinking for drunkenness, and started drinking to drown."10 Word Story  (via suchvodka)

drink-slow:

cool-aicl:

The Front Bottoms - Twin Sized Mattress


tumblr always promotes unknown bands so well
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind